- My therapist said I would meet the woman of my dreams today.
- So, the tall guy is going to be buying drinks at the bar. (the tall guy being him)
- Can I talk to you for a minute...3o seconds?
- Whoa! I like 'em tall. Can I holla at ya?
- Hi. You dropped this - he hands me his business card.
- Do you believe in lust at first sight?
- If I only I were ten years younger and not married.
- Baby I can take care of you! If you go out with me, I'll buy you a Louis Vuitton.
- I'm just going to skip the lines...you, me. Can you picture it?
- While sitting at a bar...
Him: We're headed to a jazz club a couple blocks away, would you like to join us?
Me: No thanks.
Him: I would like to give you my number, maybe we can go out sometime. Friday night?
Me: Oh...no thanks, I have plans.
Him: Saturday?
Me: Um...I have company coming to town.
Him: Monday?
